Zanim dokladnie opowiem o moim doswiadczeniu zwiazanym z krowkami znalezionymi w Dubaju, chcialabym Wam zarysowac bardzo wazny kontekst tego postu.
Otoz, AUTORKA TEGO BLOGA JEST NAJWIEKSZYM FANEM KROWEK NA SWIECIE. Ultimate fan.
Zapytajcie mojej mamy. Albo taty.
To ja jestem tym Krowkojadem przed ktorym ostrzegali Was rodzice, kiedy prosiliscie ich o jeszcze jedna krowke. "Zamienisz sie w Krowkojada, zobaczysz..". Tak, tak... to ja!
Kocham Krowki. LOVE LOVE LOVE.
Ale, ale! Nie kazde jedne krowki! Krowka musi byc krucha z zewnatrz i od srodka, ewentualnie troche miekka w srodku, ale z zewnatrz k r o w k a m u s i b y c k r u c h a!
Inaczej to nie jest krowka, tylko imitacja krowki. I gdyby to ode mnie zalezalo, tych, ktorzy produkuja imitacje pozamykalambym gdzies daleko, daleko od linii produkcyjnych.
"Ale ja lubie krowki ciagutki...", wymyka Ci sie polszeptem. NIE. To nie sa krowki, to to co Ty lubisz. Ta sa po prostu jakies ciagnace sie slodkosci, dla ludzi, ktorzy nie rozumieja filozofii slodyczy.
Krowka musi byc krucha.
Zdajac sobie sprawe jak wazna jest dla mnie krowka, mozecie sobie wyobrazic moje szczescie, kiedy odkrylam krowki MADE IN POLAND w jednym z supermarketow w Dubaju. Cala wielka paka krowek. 900 gram. Chwycilam je z polki i przygarnelam do piersi szepczac "Moje...". 26 dirhamow i cala szczesliwa wybiegam z Union Co-operative. DAY IS MADE.
Niestety ku mojemu rozczarowaniu i oburzeniu, krowki firmy Palazi sa po prostu nie do zjedzenia. Niby kruche z zewnatrz, ale nie do konca, w srodku jakas papa... Z bolacym sercem musze stwierdzic, ze krowki Palazi to nie krowki - moglam sie domyslec juz po samej nazwie (Palazi???). Koniec koncow, skonczylam z wielka paka niewiadomo teraz juz czego zabierajaca mi zdecydowanie za duzo miejsca w szufladzie. Plan jest taki, zeby rozdac te cukierki dzieciom sasiadow, chociaz tez mi bedzie troche wstyd rozdawac polski produkt, ktory jest do bani...
Apel jest taki: nie kupujcie! Przywozcie zapasy z Polski. "Krowki"Palazi (???) nie sa warte nawet 1 dirhama.
Jesli chcecie mnie pocieszyc, w komentarzach mozecie dodac swoje zdjecia z krowkami. Chociaz sobie popatrze z daleka...
Znalezione w Union Co-op.
Cena: 26 zmarnowanych dirhamow
Producent: Palazi (...)
Otoz, AUTORKA TEGO BLOGA JEST NAJWIEKSZYM FANEM KROWEK NA SWIECIE. Ultimate fan.
Zapytajcie mojej mamy. Albo taty.
To ja jestem tym Krowkojadem przed ktorym ostrzegali Was rodzice, kiedy prosiliscie ich o jeszcze jedna krowke. "Zamienisz sie w Krowkojada, zobaczysz..". Tak, tak... to ja!
Kocham Krowki. LOVE LOVE LOVE.
Ale, ale! Nie kazde jedne krowki! Krowka musi byc krucha z zewnatrz i od srodka, ewentualnie troche miekka w srodku, ale z zewnatrz k r o w k a m u s i b y c k r u c h a!
Inaczej to nie jest krowka, tylko imitacja krowki. I gdyby to ode mnie zalezalo, tych, ktorzy produkuja imitacje pozamykalambym gdzies daleko, daleko od linii produkcyjnych.
"Ale ja lubie krowki ciagutki...", wymyka Ci sie polszeptem. NIE. To nie sa krowki, to to co Ty lubisz. Ta sa po prostu jakies ciagnace sie slodkosci, dla ludzi, ktorzy nie rozumieja filozofii slodyczy.
Krowka musi byc krucha.
Zdajac sobie sprawe jak wazna jest dla mnie krowka, mozecie sobie wyobrazic moje szczescie, kiedy odkrylam krowki MADE IN POLAND w jednym z supermarketow w Dubaju. Cala wielka paka krowek. 900 gram. Chwycilam je z polki i przygarnelam do piersi szepczac "Moje...". 26 dirhamow i cala szczesliwa wybiegam z Union Co-operative. DAY IS MADE.
Niestety ku mojemu rozczarowaniu i oburzeniu, krowki firmy Palazi sa po prostu nie do zjedzenia. Niby kruche z zewnatrz, ale nie do konca, w srodku jakas papa... Z bolacym sercem musze stwierdzic, ze krowki Palazi to nie krowki - moglam sie domyslec juz po samej nazwie (Palazi???). Koniec koncow, skonczylam z wielka paka niewiadomo teraz juz czego zabierajaca mi zdecydowanie za duzo miejsca w szufladzie. Plan jest taki, zeby rozdac te cukierki dzieciom sasiadow, chociaz tez mi bedzie troche wstyd rozdawac polski produkt, ktory jest do bani...
Apel jest taki: nie kupujcie! Przywozcie zapasy z Polski. "Krowki"Palazi (???) nie sa warte nawet 1 dirhama.
Jesli chcecie mnie pocieszyc, w komentarzach mozecie dodac swoje zdjecia z krowkami. Chociaz sobie popatrze z daleka...
Znalezione w Union Co-op.
Cena: 26 zmarnowanych dirhamow
Producent: Palazi (...)
There is a Polish sweet called "Krowka", which can be translate into "Little cow".
You will probably go all “I am out of here, little cow sweet Polish weirdo's blog. This stuff is too crazy. Heck no techno!” now. But wait... give me a chance to explain. I know you have to go back to work and fill in these forms and complete these Excel sheets... I know… Stay with me for a moment though.
“Krowka” is the best sweet you will ever taste in your life. If you happen to be in Poland one day, buy a good quality Krowka and find out for yourself. It will b l o w y o u r m i n d a w a y.
I don’t know why it is called „Little cow”. One thing I know it is definitely not made out of dead little cows. Do not panic.
It is made out of milk – that can be one possible explanation. Then again, there are so many Polish products made out of milk and they are not all called “Krowka”. Hmmm… Let’s just agree somebody must have thought it would be a cute and a cool name for a sweet and here it is now.
Now, I am an ultimate Krowka fan. Since I was a little girl, I could eat 20 of them and not die. And believe me - that is something you would call impressive or magical if you knew how sweet Krowka can be.
But Krowka to be a real Krowka need to meet few requirements. Krowka must be crunchy from the outside and inside. If it is soft from the outside, it is not a real Krowka – it is just an imitation and it should have never been produced.
Little cow must be crunchy.
Having said that, you can probably imagine now how happy I was to find this precious Polish sweet in the Union Co-op in Dubai. 26 dirhams and a mega pack of sweets was all mine. 900 grams. MY DAY WAS MADE.
Unfortunately, long story short, the sweets I had bought turned out to be nothing like a real Krowka at all but a sad imitation. I ended up with a massive bag of sweets which is now taking way too much space in my drawer. The plan is to distribute it all among neighbors’ children, but then again, wouldn't it be embarrassing to give them such a bad Polish product? I’m cross, confused and broken inside - and I guess I will stay like this for a while now…
Anyways, if you see this product in Dubai, do not buy it. Get someone to bring you a real Krowka from Poland. This one is not worth spending 1 dirham on it.
Now then. I said it all. You can go back to your Excel. Show your boss you care.
Found in Union Co-op.
Price: 26 wasted dirhams
Company: Palazi (doesn't sound Polish at all)
You will probably go all “I am out of here, little cow sweet Polish weirdo's blog. This stuff is too crazy. Heck no techno!” now. But wait... give me a chance to explain. I know you have to go back to work and fill in these forms and complete these Excel sheets... I know… Stay with me for a moment though.
“Krowka” is the best sweet you will ever taste in your life. If you happen to be in Poland one day, buy a good quality Krowka and find out for yourself. It will b l o w y o u r m i n d a w a y.
I don’t know why it is called „Little cow”. One thing I know it is definitely not made out of dead little cows. Do not panic.
It is made out of milk – that can be one possible explanation. Then again, there are so many Polish products made out of milk and they are not all called “Krowka”. Hmmm… Let’s just agree somebody must have thought it would be a cute and a cool name for a sweet and here it is now.
Now, I am an ultimate Krowka fan. Since I was a little girl, I could eat 20 of them and not die. And believe me - that is something you would call impressive or magical if you knew how sweet Krowka can be.
But Krowka to be a real Krowka need to meet few requirements. Krowka must be crunchy from the outside and inside. If it is soft from the outside, it is not a real Krowka – it is just an imitation and it should have never been produced.
Little cow must be crunchy.
Having said that, you can probably imagine now how happy I was to find this precious Polish sweet in the Union Co-op in Dubai. 26 dirhams and a mega pack of sweets was all mine. 900 grams. MY DAY WAS MADE.
Unfortunately, long story short, the sweets I had bought turned out to be nothing like a real Krowka at all but a sad imitation. I ended up with a massive bag of sweets which is now taking way too much space in my drawer. The plan is to distribute it all among neighbors’ children, but then again, wouldn't it be embarrassing to give them such a bad Polish product? I’m cross, confused and broken inside - and I guess I will stay like this for a while now…
Anyways, if you see this product in Dubai, do not buy it. Get someone to bring you a real Krowka from Poland. This one is not worth spending 1 dirham on it.
Now then. I said it all. You can go back to your Excel. Show your boss you care.
Found in Union Co-op.
Price: 26 wasted dirhams
Company: Palazi (doesn't sound Polish at all)